REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN

1) The bandage was wound around the wound 2) The farm was used to produce produce

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3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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